C: Sorry the backseat's so messy. I had to take my parents to work, and they sometimes make a mess. And I had to bring my dog, too.
Me: . . .
L: Why'd you have to take them to work?
C: Because they can't be left alone.
S: Why can't they be left alone?
LC: Oh, when you leave them alone, they start screaming.
Me: . . .
C: Yeah, they can't be left alone. They seriously just start screaming.
Me: . . .
C: But yeah, sorry the car's really messy. Sometimes he just chews stuff up and spits it back out. Look at that crap on the floor.
Me: . . .
C: (something about birds)
Me: hahahahahahahaha.
C: . . .
S: . . .
L: . . .
Me: hahahahahahahaha.
Re-read the conversation after replacing "parent" with "parrot."
This is really funny.Hahahahahaha
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