Second Post

Despite the totally unoriginally bland nature of the title of this post, I popped some mental champagne as I wrote it.

The existence of a second post is somewhat of a landmark for a new and rising blogger. Sort of like the 72 hour mark for people trying to quit smoking.

Now, something of more substance.

I recently bought an iPhone. Now, I have spent the last two years secretly glaring at all those iPhone holders who so annoyingly insisted on Googling every possible little thing just to whip out those shiny black phones. And those apps! My god! Who really needs a little fake guitar on their phone, or a daily joke from four different sites? And no, I don't need to see 42 blurry pictures of your friends, and yes, I know that you can zoom into pictures with your fingers.

My sentiments were nicely phrased by one of my friends:

"I hate all people with iPhones, but I really, really want one."

I have now joined the ranks of douchebaggery that is the iPhone.

I'm not going to lie. It's pretty awesome.